Why do I do this to myself??? Because I are crazy. No, that's not a grammar error.

Here is a list of reasons I am completely insane and should be babbling in a padded room right now:

1. I am married to a completely analytical man who uses computer code to decipher any and all sticky situations in our home and personal lives.

2. I do all the landscaping for the house BY MYSELF.

3. I handle all of the taxes and financial records for the house and the personal business BY MYSELF.

4. I do all the cooking, cleaning, laundering, tidying, and scheduling BY MYSELF.

5. I create the family budget and plan the monthly menu BY MYSELF.

6. I am still in school (to get my BSBA, only 3 classes to go)

7. I volunteer for the PTA at least once a week at my daughter's school and drag Captain Destructo (my son) along with me for the fun.

8. I attempt to eat no more than 1,500 calories per day and work out for at least 45 minutes, 5 times a week. Journaling food is sooooooo tedious!

9. My calling in my church (ward music specialist) keeps me busy when I get time to sit and think about things outside of the home, planning the congregational hymns and choral pieces for each Sunday of the year.

10. Have I mentioned Layla yet? No? I am taking care of the majority of our puppy's needs.

11. My husband mentioned the thought of another child last night, and I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA. What is WRONG with me?

12. I learned how to replace a kitchen faucet by myself, but I will admit that was fun and rewarding.

13. I cut my husband and my kids' hair at home, Andrew is SO SQUIRMY when this happens.

14. I dogsit for other people..... need I say more?

15. I might do group fitness instructing again after this Summer to keep myself fulfilled and earn a little extra money. At least I will be done with school by then!

16. I hear voices telling me that it's okay to go spend $50 on chocolate at Walgreens and eat it all in one night while bawling at the sentimental parts of Sense and Sensibility. But I WONT give in. Yet.

So there you have it, I am certifiably insane, and it makes sense that I am, I suppose. Thanks for supporting my descent into madness!